What Phone Chat and Zombies Have In Common

Zombie Phone Chat

Funny Similarities Between Zombies & Phone Sex.

What do the two of these have in common? This is probably what some of you are thinking, right? I mean, having a good old sexy phone chat with your partner is one thing. Including zombies in the mix is another. How could a zombie have anything in common with exploring your sexual desires with your partner?

Well, they do…

The similarities might be few and far between, but they are there.

The main similarity lies in two central elements.

1) The first thing in common is the desire. Zombies have an insatiable need to feed. While their appetite is not fueled by any sexual motive, the desire is still there. Now it’s time to take this yearning and translate it to your sexual phone chat.

Most human beings have a desire for sex, unless you live life as a monk. The idea is to take a page out of a zombie’s handbook on the subject. Take this thirst for sex and feed on it. Phone chat offers everyone a chance to explore their passions.

Zombies explore their ravenous hunger every time they come upon a new victim. In fact, most of them build up aggression as they wander around, until they become lucky and find their next meal. Once they do hit the jackpot, they go to town. They feed, until they just can’t go any more. The flood-gates open and the explosion is like nothing else in this world.


The Human Touch…

It’s time to try the same in your own personal lives. Use your phone chat encounters to build up your sex drive. Do a little bit at a time, just like a zombie. Use the time to let everything build to a frenzy. You can even try some different topics over the phone. The point is to continue the hunt.

Once your partner is no longer at a distance and right in front of you, then it’s time to fulfill those needs. Because nothing feels better than just letting go and feeding that sexual lust you have both brought to a crescendo.

The point is, after zombies feed they walk away feeling full and satiated. Take this rule and use it in your own sex life.

2) The second and final way the two are similar, relates to attitude. Zombies are a misunderstood bunch, for the most part. Unless you have ever been a zombie yourself, most people don’t understand their motivation. But you don’t have to be a zombie to take a page from their wild side.

Use your phone sex time to embrace your naughty side. Zombies try things out, to see what works and what doesn’t. Rarely, but some feeds leave a bad taste in the mouth, so they move on. You can do the same. Try things out over the phone with your partner. See what works and what doesn’t.

Once you know what works for both of you, use it. Try it over the phone until you are in front of each other. Then, just go to town on each other, just like I described in point number one. This is kind of a little backwards, but it makes the point. The more you embrace your kinky side, the more exciting your sex life is going to be, regardless of who you engage in bed or online. The harder you get, the more enticing the feed will be. The more explosive the result will be. Just like a zombie!


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